Everything I Need To Know I Learned From Supernatural

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Hello, I’m Terri and I’m a Supernatural-oholic, but that doesn’t mean that I haven’t learned so many pearls of wisdom from The Show.  In fact, Bobby Singer was a wealth of knowledge all by himself!

I’ve learned things about family.

  • Family don’t end in blood!  (Bobby Singer ~ episode 3.16 No Rest For the Wicked)
  • Family is supposed to make you miserable.  (Bobby Singer ~ episode 4.22 Lucifer Rising)
  • Kids ain’t supposed to be grateful.  They’re supposed to eat your food and break your heart.  (Bobby Singer ~ episode 7.10 Death’s Door)

I’ve learned a lot about fashion and home decor.

  • Footwear is easily misplaced.  (Sam: I lost my shoe. ~ episode 3.3 Bad Day at Black Rock)
  • To avoid getting filleted by a hooker from God, always take down your Christmas decorations by New Year’s.  (Dean ~ episode 2.13 Houses of the Holy)
  • Only low sodium freaks don’t keep salt in their homes.  (Sam ~ episode 1.19 Provenance)
  • It doesn’t take a roof and 4 walls to make a home.  (Chuck: They were never in fact homeless. ~ episodes 5.22 Swan Song & 11.4 Baby)

I’ve also learned prime curse words and acquired excellent name calling skills.

  • Balls! is a great universal curse word.  (Bobby Singer ~ in about every episode he’s in…. seriously)
  • Idjits! is a great universal name for anyone doing something stupid.  (see also: Balls!)

I’ve learned helpful tips to remember.

  • Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.  (Bobby ~ episode 3.1 The Magnificent Seven)
  • People are crazy.  (Dean: Demons I get, people are crazy! ~episode 1.15 The Benders)
  • Toilet paper is made of gold. (Chuck: Some free advice?  You ever get back there, you hoard toilet paper.  You understand me?  Hoard it.  Hoard it like it’s made of gold.  ‘Cause it is.  ~ episode 5.4 The End)

I’ve learned helpful life advice.

  • Always Keep Fighting – Go Down Swinging.  (Dean: So, I’m gonna fight it until I can’t fight any more.  And when all is said and done … I’ll go down swinging. ~ episode 10.13 Halt and Catch Fire)
  • If you can’t talk about it, you shouldn’t be doing it.  (Sheriff Jody Mills ~ episode 11.12 Don’t You Forget About Me)

I’ve also learned something that has helped me with this job.

  • Writing is hard!  (Chuck ~ episode 4.18 The Monster At the End of This Book)

I’ve even learned something about myself.

  • My sexual orientation is Jensen Ackles in glasses.  (episode 8.14 Trial and Error)

What have you learned from Supernatural?  Tell me in the comments.

**Special thanks to my friends, The Winchester Wenches & to SupernaturalWiki.com for episode information**

Comments

  1. Chuck bless Jody and Bobby… for they are full of it and always willing to share! 😉

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